This is the official weekend residence of the infamous "Gugster". Previously a general layabout he's now pretending to be our builder!! Evidence of his presence include empty Penguin wrappers, books about Jack The Ripper and a three legged pussy cat purring happily. We interviewed several people for this key role but settled on Guges for five reasons:
1. He was cheap.
2. He pretends to know what he's doing.
3. He keeps the kids entertained with his world famous hunchback impressions.
4. He agreed to call me boss even though he's my older brother.
5. It's great fun poking him with a sharp stick. Especially when he's asleep.